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A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss |
| A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!! |
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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and |
| BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again! |
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By opening this message you activated the dildo |
| By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary. |
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A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable |
| A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll ! |
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CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF |
| CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND. |
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I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not |
| I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!! |
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Are these your eyes? I found them between my |
| Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests! |
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Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must |
| Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy! |
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Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris |
| Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans. |
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What is the smallest airplane in the world,a |
| What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ... |
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Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled |
| Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open. |
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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When |
| A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you. |
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