sports jokes[L] (Showing 10 of 152) The NFL team names NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West: Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks AFC Central: Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers AFC East: Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils Buffalo Spills Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins Miami Soft Ones New England Patriots - New England Patsys New York Jets - New York Pets New York Not Yets NFC West: Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners NFC Central: Chicago Bears - Chicago Fairs Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryin's Detroit Kittens Green Bay Packers - Green Bay Fudgepackers Green Bay Slackers Green Bay Whackers Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota Tykes Minnesota ViQueens Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Yuccaneers NFC East: Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Tardynals Dallas Cowboys - Dallas Cowgirls Dallas Cowpie New York Giants - New York Midgets Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles Washington Redskins - Washington Deadskins Expansion Teams: Carolina Panthers - Carolina Can't-thers Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Saguars She's new to football A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'" Question answer 04 What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four! Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled! What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side! What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms! What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs! Question answer 07 How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run! What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy! What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies! What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks! Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla! The amazing golf ball A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!" "Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?" "No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it." "Well, what if you hit it into the woods?" "Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed." "Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?" "No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!" The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?" "I found it." Question answer 03 What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer! What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire! Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin! Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time! Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league! The NFL team names NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West: Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks AFC Central: Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers AFC East: Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils Buffalo Spills Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins Miami Soft Ones New England Patriots - New England Patsys New York Jets - New York Pets New York Not Yets NFC West: Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners NFC Central: Chicago Bears - Chicago Fairs Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryin's Detroit Kittens Green Bay Packers - Green Bay Fudgepackers Green Bay Slackers Green Bay Whackers Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota Tykes Minnesota ViQueens Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Yuccaneers NFC East: Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Tardynals Dallas Cowboys - Dallas Cowgirls Dallas Cowpie New York Giants - New York Midgets Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles Washington Redskins - Washington Deadskins Expansion Teams: Carolina Panthers - Carolina Can't-thers Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Saguars She's new to football A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'" Question answer 08 Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories! Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied! Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling! Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music! What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea! Where do footballers dance? At a football! Question answer 07 How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run! What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy! What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies! What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks! Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla! Page: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10     Next »